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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 13:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is chudai?

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are 38% of IIT graduates unplaced in 2024?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Australia's first-quarter economic growth misses estimates, expanding 1.3% from a year earlier - CNBC

No go.

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why Some People Hear Better in Noise Than Others - Neuroscience News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Still no good.

New COVID variant is spreading. Don’t underestimate it, experts say. - NJ.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.